A letter from Sep 20, 2024

Wassup. Gurl I want you to know u need to mans. Stick with being a single pringle and enjoy life with your friends, family, and church. They won’t love you enough, and they can’t fill a void. At least not now. You better wait to mate because they ain’t no good and ripe yet. Oki? Cuz men are like mangos; they nasty when new, tasty when ripe, and wrinkly when old. Stay away when they’re sour and not grown, say “heck ya” to em’ when they’re ripe, and still enjoy their sweetness when they’re all crinkly and old. But remember missy, mangoes are sometimes covered in pesticides, and they can poison you. SO YOU WATCH OUT AND CHECK IF THEY'RE LOCALLY GROWN. But also remember every mango got them pesticides, just some more than others. All of dem can poison you, but if they weren’t taken care of at that sour age, they not gonna be healthy for you when they are ripe or crinkly. Some mangoes are both poisoned, and they might be better for eachother, but you aren’t. You deserve the clean ones. You deserve the sweet ones. You deserve the world. You can pick all the mangoes, but there’s always one cleaner and sweeter than the others… always one better. Oki Byyyyeeee! Luv you (¯ ³¯)♡