A letter from Sep 14, 2024

Dear FutureMe, Happy 19th birthday, you gorgeous mf! Today was our 18th birthday, and it was so miserable because mom and dad didn't give a **** when you told them and no one else even remembered, and we didn't get any cake, much less a party. And to think we were so excited... Maybe this year will be better? It doesn't matter if everyone forgets your birthday again, by the way. You're **** and perfect and the best girl on earth and no one deserves you. I can't believe I have to tell you this every year lol you should know this by now. Right now our friends from high school don't hang out with us anymore because we can't afford to go to shopping or to amusement parks or restaurants like they all do and we spend our weekends looking at all their pictures on Instagram. Please tell me you got a hobby, because that's ******* pathetic. I have been sending us a letter a year in advance every year from our 13th birthday. Every time I ask if we are prettier or if we finally have friends or if we have more money now or if we finally got high enough grades to become medical students so our cousins and aunts will stop making fun of us or if we have a boyfriend. Every year the answer is no. Maybe this year will be different, yeah? Or maybe not, and we'll still be ******* losers. But you know what? I grew a lot this year. I actually don't care anymore, and I'm sure you won't, either. It's not so bad, I think, being broke and friendless and anorexic. It could be worse - at least we're skinny lol. There's always next year, at least. Happy birthday. Don't **** yourself. (Btw did House of The Dragon get renewed for a third season? I'm currently obsessed with it lol I wonder if you think it's lame rn)