A letter from Aug 07, 2024

Dear FutureMe, HELLO SLAY QUEEN!!!! It is me, writing to you. Well, we turned 30 this year. 30!!!!!!!!! THIRTY, FLIRTY AND THRIVING! **** WE ARE AGING LIKE FINE WINE!!!! I hope you are remembering to wear your **** retainers, and for god sake stop biting your nails!!!! also, I hope I have long hair.. DO NOT CUT IT SHORT EVER AGAIN, **** I looked like lord farquard for MONTHS, and no you don't need to bleach or dye your hair. Stay dark. We know this. Gym is good for us! IT HELPS OUR MENTAL HEALTH. DRINK YOUR **** WATER.