a letter to vladmir (if you still call yourself that)

hey youre laying in bed rn the lamp thingy is on the cyan light youre playing retail tycoon 2 currently have 500k and so does eli she doesnt know that tho, shes asleep eli is your girlfriend btw youve been together for 2 months now its actually your 2nd monthsary today (it is 2:25 am) shes sleeping soundly next to you on the left side of the bed the air conditioner is on she looks so pretty you are madly in love with her youre hoping that when you read this letter again, you and her will still be together i wonder about all the things that will happen after i send this message i am hoping for the best youve probably graduated college by the time this letter reaches you again but right now, your 3rd year of college is just about to start in a few weeks youre nervous, but also excited youre gonna see your best friend again do you think youll actually become a deans lister? and if not a deans lister, did you actually take studying seriously for once, at least? did you fully quit smoking and vaping? (i doubt it, but if you did, congratulations!) is mom still healthy? how about dad? are the cats okay? the dog? did you make any new close friends? johnloyd and xyle moved out a few days ago btw they also broke up oh and also you ate some delicious barbeque pork chops a day before they left did you grow out your hair? are you still exercising consistently? how does your body look now? any new tattoos? piercings? are you driving again? watch any new movies that you liked? any new shows? anime? manga? mebtoons? did you pick up a new hobby? are you playing guitar again? did you learn how to play piano better? still playing billiards? ...still playing retail tycoon 2? so many questions, so little time i hope the future will be good to us i love you stay healthy stay happy stay handsome stay safe always - you p.s. happy 26th monthsary