It's your birthday, baby... 1 year left to 30.

Dear FutureMe, Are you out of debt? Are you pregnant? Are you back in school? Do you have a house? If the answer to any of these questions is no, WAKE UP!!! You have been this way for too long now. Get a better job. If the business isn't suceeding by now, it never will. Sell, and use the money for a house. Have some freaking babies already! On the baby topic... Have you treated your cervical cancer yet? If not, you're going to die. You're only 29. You have 1 year to accomplish these basic goals, things you originally wanted to do by 25. So get moving! You can't slack off forever. Good luck with the next year, baby. You'll need it.