A letter from Feb 26, 2024

Dear Future Chanler, First of all, HAPPY BIRTHDAY! :D …oh wait, that was a month ago wasn't it? Yea, I just wanted to fool with you, because it's funny! XD Anyways, I hope your current state in life is doing well, and the internship that I'm in right now has landed you somewhere you want to be. I wanted to let you know, you ARE the legal drinking age now... but I know you won't be able to bring yourself to that anytime soon. I don't see why anybody drinks it unless it's for the pleasure, anyway. I'm sure you won't be able to either. :shrug: If you DO get this message, which my optimistic self thinks you will, it means you are most likely doing well and Mom and Dad haven't given you the boot yet. It's nice to see how much we've changed over the years. Just.. don't think of the future or the concept of existence too hard. o_o If you ever feel down on yourself, on the other hand, just put your attention aside to the peaceful and happy things in life... Let's just hope you know any jokes or memes that still put you in a chuckle if that's the case. If the current scene seems too overwhelming though, just remember: take deep breathers, and sing some bill wurtz tunes. That always keeps me calm while cleaning the gym equipment in the Memorial Regional Hospital's Rehab Center! To end off on a good note, let us put money into perspective. Minimum Wage in the U.S. is currently $15/hr. If you work 4 hours a day for Monday-Friday, that equates to $300 every week. That equates to 36,000 Robux if you spent that on the $99.99 and $199.99 R$ packs. If you don't feel motivated to work, just think of that. Now for jokes. Did you hear about the guy who afraid of hurdles? He got over it. Why did the drum go to bed? It was beat. What do you call a rude cow? Beef jerky. Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst. Did you hear about the guy who drank invisible ink? He's at the hospital waiting to be seen. How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut. What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you. Why did the computer catch cold? It left a window open. How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot. What did the earthquake say when it was done? Sorry, my fault! I hope I made you laugh, and I wish the best of regards... Chanler Paulakos, 2/26/2024, 12:42 AM P.S.: https://drive.google.com/file/d/1T3nGUMAZpCm9QPkbaiaGPwKMlA4BvIRJ/view?usp=sharing