the real deal...

dear you procrastinating bastard. have you began school yet or do you still work at P with a lame 401 k plan .. you are twenty-one for the sake of god.... DO SOMETHING ELSE. on a better note, maybe you are in Arizona living it up with the desert gods & attending the art institute. hell yea! you rock. anyway, stop doing drugs, stop drinking so much --wait! how was the twenty first. did you celebrate the way your nineteen year old self would want you to!?! you bastard! you didnt! u punked out because you are living with your cousins and they are contemporary christians and you cant let anyone in your life realize that you actually enjoy getting drunk/doing drugs and having various sex partners.... wear a condom, at least! remember the close call with D and J... come ON! if you are still stuck in berks county, you suck and you better start building a hut because thats what your life will be ... a constant berks county moment with all the morons you can sink your teeth into and a hut to stumble into at 2AM on a monday morning... also, go skydiving! Is family guy still making episodes? are you still wearing those burnt out hippie walmart sandals from summer 2005??? haaa also, get dreads! and another tattoo