A letter from Sep 11, 2023

dear future me, ur 18 *****! how are you? i hope youre okay, cant believe you made it to be an adult! youve survived a levels and i am SOOO proud you are amazing, what are you doing with your life? u slay queen xxx are u going uni?? are u doing an apprenticeship??? woah so weird i am sat writing this in law and i am so bored so if you do fail law, it is my fault but thats fine hopefully u didnt have to end up having eye surgery i have therapy tonight which is a massive slay do u still go think im gonna have some pasta when im home which i am buzzing for, i love pasta with loads of cheese!!!!! do u still work at tesco?? i wouldnt be suprised if u quit i am not having fun, work is so un cool and LONG i dont want to wake up at 5am that is literally a crime but wtf you are lito an adult when u get this u can do whatevs u want, have u passed ur driving test yet? congrats if u have but if not thats okay