A letter from Sep 08, 2023

First off, for the teacher grading this, I would like to note that everything said here I 100% mean. and the self-insults is a technique I use to push me to reach my goals, so I don't become a procrastinating loser. Dear Future Me, I hope you started a successful churro cart business, or at least bought a cart and the supplies for it. If you didn't, that means you let down your inspiration, the Spanish man in San Diego who sold a churro to me for $7 a piece. Although it may have been a good idea to sell churros short term, when you get married and hopefully have kids, you will need to have a more profitable business to provide for your family and give them the freedom and happiness they deserve. If you are struggling with finances in 3-5 years' time, I have a message for you, YOU ARE A LOSER! THERE IS NO EXUSE GOOD ENOUGH TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR LAZY, PROCRASTINATING ATTITUDE. Unfortunately, if you do end up falling off, these are the next steps you need to take, and you should listen to me, because I'm you. First off realize that YOU are the problem, YOU got yourself into this mess, but you can also get yourself out of it. The reason you, AKA me, chose to send this message in 3 years, and not 10 is because it creates a sense of urgency. So you don't end up in your 30's working a 9-5 making little money. You should appreciate your teen years and 20's while you can. because there is no going back. So... if you did fall off, GET ON IT!!! if not, good job you! :D keep going! also remember to go kitesurfing, because that sounds fun, And remember! you have a list of things to buy when your rich in your notes! so don't forget that's there. Hate, You/me