A letter from Sep 07, 2023

Dear Future dingus yo wassup. Did you make any friends? Did you get the truck running? Did you pass your driver's test and start driving the truck? What happened to the gold van? did it rust out and go to a scrapyard, or did the windshield cave in from the winter of 2024? Did you take auto 1 auto 2 and auto 3? I just started sophemore year a couple of weeks ago. Are ya gonna move to Grand Junction? have you lost interest in Bionicle? If so... you suck. How has the band been? Has Mr. McGuire retired yet? Did you go to Nat's graduation? Is she still dating Gage/speedometer? How are the twins doing? How are Nana and Grandpops doing? Is Nana gone or is she still around? How is Grandpops doing? Did he get a Boston terrier yet? Did you complete the Bionicle sets you wanted to complete? Did you work anywhere OTHER THAN Mom's catering company? How are you doing? Don't be *** if you are, you are disowned! You better still be going to Grace Baptist. Eat Food, go to the football games, get a job, and last of all, Take A Shower! The physical version will have 20 bucks, Eat Mcdonalds