A letter from August 17th, 2023

Dear FutureMe, I hope you have grown up by now. Settled down, and ayye already started a family. I hope you have either given up consuming alcohol or ypi have drastically cut down on it. As well as smoking, that should be stopped completely. I certainly hope you are not in the **** country anymore. If you have failed to do one, then you have failed completely. But keep trying. Make sure Lil bro is okay from time to time, yall only have each other. And I hope United has freaking won something major by now. If not, maybe it's time to take a backseat when it comes to football. Never for get to pray. Never forget to fast. Om Namo Shivaya