A letter from Aug 10, 2023

Dear FutureMe, You ******* suck. I'm not being mean I promise. It's constructive criticism. You should be proud of me really. I made it this far and all that jazz. Honestly being 15 kinda sucks. I still wanna die its just easier to think about it now. For all you know I could **** you tomorrow. But I'm not going to because I'm nice. But seriously life kinda sucks for you rn. Like.. we work at cwrt. I bet you are going to have a few things to say about working there in a few years but rn I'm making bank. Like I made so much money. I hope it helps with all those collage bills that you have. Enjoy instant noodles *****. You probably like on rice. Kinda sad really. Mrs mcnaught would have wanted me to become a scientist. But you (SHOULD) are in collage to do public service. So you can put fire out and so you can be road washers when people don't wear leathers and spill their guts. It's actually kinda nice. I'm gonna finish cadets in a year and I can't wait. You should wear your retainer. I don't want ****** teeth anymore. And this is painful and I'm not paying 2000 so I can fix my teeth again because you ****** it up. Anyway you slaying (probably)