A letter from Jun 21, 2023

Dear future Lanchi, how is life going...? Are you old enough to get your own room yet? Oh! Oh! I haven't asked in a whole while..! Have you gotten 🩸 yet? I hope not. Please, please, please! Remember to check me! Even though now that you're 14-15. Please remember. Oh! What grade are you in now? Oh, 9-10th grade. Now that I think of it... That's a long way to go! Are you sad, happy, excited or what! You're gonna graduate Highschool! Oh wow... Time goes by so quickly. I can't wait to get to high school. Hey, so are you watching any TV shows like romantic ones IG ("IG" doesn't mean "Instagram" "IG" means "I guess") I would say. Or funny ones, or school ones or something. For right now, "Business Proposal" is my favorite out of all the TV shows I've watched. There's one called something, something summer. Idek. Wait. Do you think high school is hard? ANSWER ME THROUGH A DREAM PLEASEEE..!!!! Ur annoying. How's Lanthi? Is she still annoying you? Does she respect your wishes? Don't you remember when she choked you and then you started yelling and she said "Shut up! Shut Uuuuuuuupp!!! Okay... Okay..! I will do whatever you want for 2 months!" she said quickly. So far, she hasn't been doing ain't nun' in' for me so she better repay you. Tell her that, please. Hopefully, you aren't sneakishly dating anyone, aren't you...? GURL EITHER THAT'S A YES OR A FREAKING NO YOU ARE NOT DATING AIN'T NOBODY AT THIS TIME. GURL UR 14-15. ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME? YOU THINK DATING IS A JOKE. GURL IF YO BOYFRIEND (OR U BE KIDDING W/ ME AND UR ***) IN THE SAME ROOM W/ U? GET THAT B**CH OUT OF UR ROOM. UR PARENTS FIND OUT? UR DEAD FOR LIFE! OH F*CK NAH IF U SLEEPIN' W/ THEM.? UR DEAD W/ ME. OH "wHaT'cHa gOnNa dOooOoo?" IMMA HATE YOU AND MAKE YOU THINK YO LIFE IS SH**TY. OOP- U HEAR YO PARENTS COMING? "bAbE! gO hIdE iN tHe CloSeT! QuIcK! hUrRy! LuV yOu~" F**K YO LIFE. UR SCREWED. UR SCREWED THAT'S ALL I GOTTA SAY TO YOU. CONVO DONE.