A letter from May 24, 2023

Dear FutureMe, hi. i dont know if you (or should i say i?) are going to remember writing this. it is may 24 and i am supposed to be writing a letter to myself!!!1111!!!11! isn't that cool? I didnt even know you could do that. we.. or i have 2 days until school it over and im gonna be an eigth grader. i dont know what to write to be honest so im just gonna write things that are happening or maybe even stuff that just comes to my mind like questions because i really wanna know the answers first of all, i really really hope youre still friends with connor. he is your brother after all. i mean i dont think you wouldn't be friends with him because he's probably your closest friend that youve ever had and he's just a super nice lad ive never used the word lad yet. its a strange word isnt it? lad? laddie? jacksepticeye says laddie because hes irish. yknow? leprehcans n stuff i know this is supposed to be a super cool and important letter to myself but to be honest im just gonna write what i want to i hope connors doing well and i hope youre doing well too! becuase youre a super cool lad aswell. or atleast i hope you are. i dont wanna grow up and be like extremely goofy and stuff! i just took the root canal and it was super boring bro like i got like 11 out of 70 questions wrong so thats okay i think its like 84% so yayayyyayayayayayyayayay oh no wait if its 2026 then connor is in the marines already!! i hope. i hope that he gets to be an artilery guy or however you spell it because i have the spelling skills of an autistic 3rd grader. right now you wanna be a youtuber just like Markiplier! or a marine because its an honorable job and serving my country would be awesome. im hoping that youre happy or atleast better than you are now because you are most definetely totally livin the dream just like that five finger ***** punch song living the dream the one that goes they say the road to hell is paved with good intentionssssssssssss yknow? i really like that song. i like writing this stuf even tho its just what comes to my mind because i cant think of one thing and then write about it unless its something super duper cool like the military. oh boy its so cold in mrs azevedos classroom! does your shoulder still make that weird noise? oh my bro is your folliclilitus gone yet because if its not you probably got skin cancer or sum boy today connor said he went to little seizures with his friends last week. WHAT THE HEKC BRO i lovvvveeeeee little seizures this gonna be my excuse note bro we at 490 words i wanna write this again cus its very fun were not supposed to be writing about "innapropriate stuff" so i cant talk about nazi pizza and hitler and stuff HEYEYHHEYEYHEHEYHYE WANNA HEAR A JOKE??!?!???!?!!? TOO BAD! where do epileptics buy their pizza? LITTLE SEIZURES. BHAGVFCDXFCGVHBGVFCDEAGYHGTFACGVHAYG ITS FUNNY kinda heres some things that i like i like to draw i like music my pplaylist is at like 700 songs i like basketball i like track i like writing this and i like uhhhh i actually dont know but i 100% know that I HATE PILLOWCASES and i hope that you dont like chocolate anymore because allergies oh no the bell rang im in geograohy right now taking the algebra rediness test i hope i get in algebra 1 boss clubs sucks bro!!!11 im in it right now and it might be my last class so yayayayyayay i dont like any of the girls in here because theyre weird and scary and talk about weird things by now youre like 16 or sum idk but hooray you can drive i think connor is 18 then because his b day is october 5th speaking of birthdays, happy birthday bro!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hopee youre doing well, and that neesha is okay because you care about her and think shes pretty okay you should try shadow boxing her because its super duper have you started boxing again? martial arts? what about your yt career? OR military stuff?!?!??! are you working on your sleeper build? do you have a gym bro? ARE YOU READING THIS TO SOMEBODY?!?!??!? have you been reading any good books or play any cool games? youll end up answering all of this in 3 years i think! welp i have 1 more question for you are you okay? i mean seriously. dad has been hitting you and yelling at you and mom doesnt talk to you very nicely right now and you know it yes you know that your parents dont love you but im hoping they do now because you deserve it and because you don't deserve anything that is bad even tho you think you do when really you dont im sure of it and i just wanted to say that everything is going to and will get better just you wait is all i can say because idk what else to say or how to explain because you did do a few scary things this year and im hoping you forget about this letter so that its a suprise! i know its been hard but you have peope like connor to help you but that doesnt mean you should always depend on him because youre super cool and because you dont wanna be a burden how do i even explain this all i know is that your parents DO NOT love you right now and its kinda obvious. OH MY GOD BY THE TIME YOU GET THIS YOU WOULDVE ALREADY HAD BAGEL!!! HOW WAS IT BRO!?!?!?!??!?!?!?1/1/1 haha i dont love you btw happy birthday. saltioaster