A letter from Feb 18, 2023

Dear Future Emo, If you don't still watch the dsmp, **** you. If you dont still read wattpad, and talk to Muffin, and are *** as hell, and simp over Milo, and play minecraft, and watch Ranboo, and are besties with Reighlyn, **** you **** you **** you. Are you even happy? How??? I want you to know that I know you probably won't do those things anymore, and it's kinda okay. I probably have forgiven myself by now. What was generation loss like? What's highschool like? Did you ever finish those fanfics you wrote? Did Ran face reveal? Did you get into a fight yet? You got no *******? You ******* *** still? Are you still a virgin????????? Bro can you drive???!?!!? I dont know how the future is going to go, but I want you to know that it's okay, dont **** yourself, and stay happy. Whatever that means to you. (I guess :) But remember, stay krunk, stay lit, and if anyone tries to dull your sparlke, KICK THEM IN THE BAWLLS, KACHOW!!!!! -Araceli J.