A letter from Aug 26, 2022

Dear FutureMe, Today is the day before going back to the UK. Ab to go to crowden lmao. It’s currently 4:43am, i am on the sofa in hk looking to buy yeezys lol. idk what i am doing don’t question. today is the day where the gcses results for y11s have been released. so if my calculations are correct 2 years from today they should return for u bruv. man if i don’t do well “the beating u shall receive will be *ahem* TONTALIZING. but if all goes to plan, ****, i’ll be **** happy lol. hopefully by now mum and dad r in the uk. is dad driving a q5 or a macan, he better be lol. I hope u have not started vaping cause if u r , **** u. but anyhoo don’t mind my potty mouth. man, i can’t comprehend finishing gcse’s. pls pat urself on the back if u did well. also pls tell me uve got urself a ***** cause like bruv man wants a girlfriend innit. i wonder if i’m 6 foot i truly do. if i’m not go blame it on genetics lol. also, i better be fit lol. if i’m not lord have mercy. my current weight is 140 pounds and 5 foot 8. is arsenal doing well lol. man idk what to say to u i hope ur doing well and towering over people in height. until then i hope ur healthy and happy. also pls refrain from showing all ur friends this email. maybe just mum and dad. ps why is the sofa such a vibe. ps2. i’m currently stilly trying to finish breaking bad. ps3 how am i doing on valorsmt pls be over gold lol. ps4. stay happy ps5. do we have a ps5 ps6. is ps6 released. ps7 good night, actually maybe good morning. it’s currently 4:58 am it’s time to sleep lol. **** i’m tired but not at the same time. i hope ur doing well man. bye enjoy life i love u. 🫠 i’m back idk what to do i want to sleep but can’t. hopefully stranger things 5 is released by the time this sends . and lupin part 3 lol and *** ed