still alive?

Dear FutureMe, did you die on the thursday two days from the day PastYou is writing this? if you did, then the other time capsules i am about to write will be for no reason, much as this one is. just as a recap, the girlfriend of PastYou acts like you don't exist. obviously you know shich one this is. if she doesn't straighten up, you are about to dump her and move on. so what happened? did I dump her? or was she sincere when she says she was busy? either way, are you seeing someone or still lonely. you better be seeing someone and happy, or else this email will likely just depress you more. gotten a better job yet? did you get fired from my job like i expect i will? are you still poor? do you still have to live in the crack house to afford bills? or do i move out like i want to? are you still the same pathetic waste of flesh that i am now? if so, do yourself a favor and give up... by the time i read this, you better make sure i am not a pathetic waste of flesh... or else the CurrentMe will kick the FutureMe's ass...