A letter from Jul 21, 2022

Dear FutureMe, Hey bro, how u doing? I’m sitting on the bottom bunk of the double bed, you know, the striped mattress. Just missed the hottest summer in Scotland because of Covid, still have it 4 days later, lots of practice on street fighter, do you still play that. Oh, how good is silksong, right now it’s comming out in about 2/3 of a year. Let’s see, world events, techno blade died, Covid ist big news anymore, who’s the new prime minister? Did I ever get that mac to work? Still main villager? I’m guessing not. I’m thinking of dropping hockey but I really enjoy it, I shouldn’t. How’s Matthew doing, or mirin(Robin), how did thing go with heather, so far we haven’t even met out of scouts yet. ****. Actually, imma leave a list of people to contact once you get this, Harris - +44 7305 362283 Mirin - +44 7914 542370 Alex - 07305 355199 Matthew - 07579 765423 Heather - +44 7399 625697 Yeah, not that long Just finished first bit of posh school and now it’s summer, found this website from a short on YouTube while listening to my Spotify playlist, go check it out, it’s called the tunes and my name is Mahpi, the pfp is terry buster wolf. Has the world ended yet, I fell I might want to shorten the delivery date in case you don’t last that long. How are the oldies, is grandpas memory’s still fading, gran is an absolute unit though, she’ll keep running on empty for a long while, sorry for leaving you with terrible teeth. What’s the temperature outside, bet it’s better than today, I don’t know what it is today but I bet its hotter over then. Do I have a girlfriend yet? I don’t expect to be married, not even in a relationship, I don’t know…. I don’t feel comfortable with actual relationships, I mean, I suppose it would be interesting to see how it functions but……… im not so sure it’s worth it, u know. Do the Maldives still exist? How much has the sea level risen, man, I wish you could text back. Go listen to dream sweet in sea major by miracle musical I hope this webpage still operates and sends you this. Go check out xkcd, and pico-8, and smash flash 2, or whatever the most recent one is. Have is built a tree house yet? Go build one if no. Dad and Mom still alive? Go visit them. Call siblings, they’re not as important. Has the world turned into ready player one yet? With meta and all that. How about Bezos and his ****** drone squads. Or Ellon and his…. things. Is pop music still trash? If it is, just keep listening to music from before 2012. Is grian still a thing? I feel Mumbo might have quit. U better not be ***