READ THIS, IT'S FROM YOURSELF

Dear me, We ought to be out of highschool now, hm? Make sure you talk to the Marine recruiter around then. I'll be pissed if you failed us. I don't relish the thought of a 5th year in high school. Also, here's hoping we're not single. We've had enough of that at THIS point in time. We certainly don't need it for the rest of high school. And she'd better be hot. Be sure to recall how awesome Oblivion is when you get this; it's coming out in a few months from now. Semper fi! 16 year old Us