A letter from Jun 14, 2022

Dear Future Faheem, What’s good you stupid idiot. If you haven’t ****** yourself by now, then that means you’ve either failed the GCSE’s and didn’t get into UTC and are now a pathetic, sad husk of a human, or you managed to pass the GCSEs! If it’s the latter, congrats! Letting you know that, no matter how hard your life is now, just remember, it can always get worse. No matter how much good you do, some MF will always be ready to clobber you to *****. Anyways, if your not a neophytic bottom feeder, then you’ll do what I’m about to tell ya. Oh, and also, I hoped you like the new animes that came out: 1) Remember idea to make baked goods out of tree flour 2) Try and become an aerospace engineer 3) (MOST IMPORTANT) In case of emergencies, create code that deletes ALL of your search history, cuz we both know what you do on there 👀 And other than that, hope you haven’t had a ****** life and, uh, remember the quantum space-time fabric of the universe is a very complex thing, and at the same time of you reading this, I am also writing this email. You and I exist as one at all points in space-time. Don’t ruin my life please. And don’t even think about ******* me, cuz you can’t do that if I **** you first. Ok bye, Not so sincerely, Faheem 👳🏾‍♂️🖕🏾