A letter from Jun 13, 2022

To Guy, Look behind you! Just kidding, no one is behind you. That sounds like something Marcus would say right? Is the party zone still together? i bet alex has a full beard. too many questions? ok. let me start over. Hey! its me, past you. and future you. and now you. weird? were just getting started. i never thought i'd write another after both third and sixth grade. i hate that word. "sixth". its so ugly and hard to say. Sixth is the Dillon of words. and of course, green is the best color. now is a good time to expose yourself for not actually being colorblind. remember what you used to tell everyone? i wonder if you still hold that lie. Just like how Edward lies about getting girls. Honestly he's an incel. you should have a girlfriend by now. i have no idea who, just ask out someone. Anna? Ava? Jamie? i couldn't care less. i cant because i'm insecure about something. i have no idea what. When you get one, defend her like you did Ralph. speaking of, how many fights have you been in? I hope future me isn't some scaredy-cat. You Definitely look back on me and think that i am VERY cringe. Like cringier than Edward's memes, Nihat's, Well, Kinda everything, and basically Luca. I hope by now he has discovered showers and grass. Cheers! - Dean, Grayson, Blitz, Swoop, Freddy Falcon, little feddy, chikn nugget, the sus imposter, post-trolled tails, and that chromebook whos screen fell off.