A letter from May 13th, 2022

Dear Rudy, (if that is your name) how's it hanging you better not have failed any classes, or I will be humiliated, and I hope the Taylor crisis is over. And I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU GOT BLACKOUT DRUNK LIKE AN IDIOT, I'll beat your *** (pls slap yourself if so pretty pls). Have you figured out yourself yet what are your pronouns, name, gender, and even *********? Have you got your college plans in order what schools? how has the closet been what family knows who doesn't how'd they react are you ok? I recently came out to mom and I'm still hiding stuff from her and lying and she can be annoying and nosy sometimes. Have you passed do you have cute clothes my wardrobe is kinda sad right now. What about make-up have you gotten any have you learned how to do it? Now if life is kinda happy-sad whatever here's how I am I'm simping over my ex gf who said they basically didn't love me anymore and I'm still super confused about my gender who and what I am I get depressive episodes where I miss her greatly and cry and I cry over heartstopper. (are there new seasons, are they good) but lastly ARE YOU A DRUMMING LEGEND YET