A letter from May 12th, 2022

Dear FutureMe, Im talking from when i was 14 happy birthday to you your 18 years old now, i hope you have fun with going to the club and stuff. I hope you get a girlfriend and not a virgin anymore. I know i will get a girlfriend cuz do u remember when i tried but got so close to getting her. I hope u go out and have fun with ur friends. I HOPE UR NOT *** and if you are u are a ****** i will come from my timeline and beat yo dumbass ***** ***** ***. Buuuut anyways hope u have a good time, just dont ruin your pride being ***. DONT BE BI either or i will make my self hop of a bridge. Remember to greet my little brothers and my big sister. I hope u dont go to jail, so just be good but not lgbtq+. Well ill see you later in myself