A letter from May 1st, 2022

Dear FutureMe, before reading this letter i should warn you and anyone else who reads this that most of the things i am about to say are not /srs, they're /j or /hj ur warned. wow ur old i'm pretty sure ur gettig more than one letter today, cause i remember i already wrote another one for this birthday, so congratulations, u're a narcisist! well now you can legally drink and go to jail and ur obligated to vote, good luck. also you can ride cars now, how cool make sure you are a nice and cool cousin and take davi and paulo to a lot of places when you get a car! because the're apparently teenagers in your time, which really makes no sense for me but its ok you can be a cousin just like my (and hopeflly still yours) best friend's one, but more responsible! but you really shouldnt encourage them to drink at 14 (i'm not saying you cant) just make sure you look mature and responsible near adults but cool and bad influence near teenagers sorry, i'm probably not gonna make a very good adult but its ok! (ok so something happened and the thing here lagged so the typing is kinda weird idk how to explain but it doesnt matter, and because of it there mya be a lot of typos in this lettetr) serious talk now, have you chose what ur gonna do in life? WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT I DREAMED LAST NIGHT i was for some reason going to school by train, and there were some really nice and pretty girls sat by my side and then one of them clled me pretty and i had a *** panic thats it. and i am telling you this because if i put it in the dream diary someone could read it and yeah its preatty sad here in the closet. anyways the serious stuff right? well ive been thinking about doing aerospace engineering or physics, but i also really want to do cenic arts. thats not my problem, you deal with it. i promise i dont hate you, i just feel like most of my friends want me to be the smartest kid ever and start studying for enem that were only gonna do in like 2 or 3 yeasr, and they want me to worry about hows life gonna be in the next three years but im really jst ******* tired of everyone talking about the fture adn how if i dont do anything now im gonna live life like a hippie, and i kow theyre wrong because my mom herself prooved it (yo she is so cool am i right? like shes done 3 different stuff in college and now she is really succesfull even tho she didnt evenknow what she really wanted to do at first), and by my friends i mean exclusively that one girl who is rich and can pay any prep school she wants and thibks i should be more like her and overthink everything and underestimate myself and be afraid of everything oh god i really dont like this girl but its ok anyways, now some random but really important questions: are you still going to church? have you still got no *******? (if so, what a disappointment.) please tell me how things went with that girl from theater, i like her a lot have you written a book yet? have you written a song yet? are you famous yet? if so, how? hows ur sleeping schedule? mines pretty bad, its like 2 am rn have you gotten to learn any other foreign languages? if not its ok i get it are you still in the closet? if so, im really sorry AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST the game. MUAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH