A letter from Mar 22nd, 2022

Dear Future Self, How's life? Did Jeff Bezos turn the entire world into one huge Amazon factory for the aliens of Star Wars yet? How did WW3 go? Have you moved out yet, or are you going to live in your mom's basement forever? Are you still alive, or are you a zombie, reading this after *****? What variant of COVID are we on now? Which Halo game is your favorite? Have you decided on a college yet, or are you going to skip it? Well, anyways, just wanted to let you know that if you're ever having a tough time, I can't help you, because I'm stuck in the past. Okay, bye. -Past Self