A letter from Jan 2nd, 2022

Dear FutureMe, it has been 4 years since this was written you should have the following or be on your way to having it: own house(s) own car(s) dope things (that you need and use) money (lots of) great physique great relationship (Jasmine, friends, family) at least 6 tattoos multiple income forms kick *** plans for whenever comedy special (I mean c'mon now) I believed in your when you thought you were crazy for wanting to achieve and have amazing things but look at you now. also on this day, the day before your journey went HAM again, you had to go for physio because your dumbass sucks at deadlifts but its okay because Dean Cloete is gonna sort you out, message him and say Aweh also. You had just under R4000 in your accounts, dry cleaning, petrol (R20 a litre), facials to fix bad diets, physio, shakes, and all the above things (as time went by) had to come from there and you made it my dude. COngratulations, Harbulary Batteries. And if you haven't already, please fix your laptop battery or buy a new laptop, you can I love you and I loved you and I will always love yoooooOOoOOOOOou, now go make yourself a sandwich, or pour a whisky or something you Action Man You! Sincerely, kindly, awesomely, futurely yourself Eric (P. S. Covid was ****, also go pay the following numbers 15 11 29 9 21 3 and whatever other number you deem important in this very moment. Also change your toothbrush, and facecloth, and drink water) (P. P. S. is a cement company)