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Dear birthday girl,
Happy birthday you little old *****. I hope you are alive, well, and ready to party your *** off. I'm not sure what year I picked, but definitely mid twenties. You old *** *****.
Right now its 12.30.21 and 11:37 pm. You better have graduated. Actually, I don't give a **** about that. Updates: grandparents are all getting real old and mental health is declining. Mom and dad are kicking *** and living good. Tom is alive and healthy. I am alive, happy, and lonely. Now... some questions to put you in a little perspective check.
Friends with Erin and Kirsten?
Body count? better not be a hoe
Do you have a good job?
Are mom and dad ok, and tommy?
Are you happy?
Are you in love?
Are you staying true to yourself?
How are paying bills?
Still a shredder skier?
How fast can you shotgun?
Are you in shape? if not get to work you fat ****
What's the covid situation? is America still in tact?
Can you lead climb yet?
i hope you answer these questions good. If so- you are living good and you better realize it. If not, you've made it this far there's no stopping now. I love you. happy birthday. call your family and tell them you love them. i believe in you. the most important person to believe in is yourself
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