This is Jason from 20 years ago!

Hey J, Jas, Jason. J-J, or what ever you go by; First get a drink. Make sure its a stiff drink Did you get the drink? Good. Did you use the bathroom? What, you already did? Good. Now sit back in that chair and get comfy! Ok, now here we go. It has been 20 years now. Immediately after reading this call Joe, Kayla, Xavier, Ken, Brandy, and Deanna because I'm sure you haven't for a while now. They are your best friends and you can't forget that. Although it is hard with all of them living in different states. But that is still no excuse!! Don't forget about your nickname Mitch that you picked up in Utah. It was your teacher Jamie that called you that name by accident and it stuck. Now down to business. Have you written that book yet. Stop making excuses. Right now I am a massage therapist working for myself and having a real hard time. The Doctors are kicking me out of the building (just because they think that they are better than me) and I am far too stressed to think straight while working on that book. You have better straightened up after finding a new office. It is 11:26 and I need to get up early to go and look at a new space for your office. Good luck with that. Any way, back to the book. This has been a dream of mine and yours for years now and I will not let you forget about it. Christmas is now over and this is the year that I got the B 96. You had better get that out and clean and oil it. It is too much of an investment to let it rust away. I hope that you feel better about the holidays now. As it stands I hate the holidays and wish they would end sooner. Hopefully your over that now. Don't forget to remember Hannah. She is the best dog we have ever had, even though she has ruined the carpets (Its not her fault, she is just too old). Now she is almost 14 years old and acts like a two year old puppy (she just has a little bladder trouble). She is a Miniature Doberman Picher. Don't forget about her. If you are making enough money now, send a donation to these guys for doing this awesome service. They defiantly deserve it. Now before I forget Happy B-Day. Well gotta go. It is now 12:04 and I need sleep. See ya, -Jas P.S. have another drink