A letter from Oct 13th, 2021

Dear my beloved daughter, Hello Mrs Lennon (or whoever you are married to although I did like that boy and I am annoyed that if you broke up I wont be able to have any grand kids) you are now 200000000000000000000 years old and I am dead your old dad is in his grave I hope you got the 0000000000000000.11111111p I left to you in my will its all your mother left me after the divorce. Please tell my grandkids Hana and whatever you called the other two that there is a supply of weed under my bedside cabinet. Gotta start them young am I right hahaha. Just remember that your my little hiccup and now that I'm dead. Oh and if Billy is beside you remember to tell him the thing I loved to say hehem "HELLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII" Tell great Honary uncle Max that he has now custody of all of your uncle Sam's chickens I actually forgot that message on my will. There is also a dark secret to the family that I never told you but......................YOUR ADOPTED hahaha you already knew that. Actually you know your mamma Annabel she never loved me she always loved your great uncle Elyssa and.......*crys* your not acctually adopted your annabels and ELyssas child......but I will always be your daddy I hope you will always be my baby thought *sniff sniff* Love daddy Ash ;) P.S: If you and Billy are still together tell him to bring me some Mario mushrooms even though I'm dead your old dad still loves to live like hes young Send him to Père Lachaise Cemetery in France and leave it by the upside down cross. I promise I wont drag him to hell love once again your daddy Ash ;)