Yeah, It's You

Hey Dan, this is you from a couple months ago. Right now it's January 2nd, 2006. You are a fucking fat fucktard. You are sitting at your desk, late at night, your project car isn't finished, your wife is pissed at you, and did I mention that you are still fat? If you are still fat when you read this, if your car isn't done, and if your girl is still pissed, it's really time to step in front of that train. And don't be a pussy and do it drunk.... straight sober, gangsta headbutt that locomotive.