A letter from Aug 31st, 2021

Dear FutureMe, Hey idiot! This is coming straight from aug of 2021 which makes you just about to turn 42 (I know you woulda sat there struggling with that math, so you’re welcome.) I’m just sitting here first thing in the morning watching the news before work having received a VERY DISAPPOINTING one of these from 2010. Come on, man. Laser ****? Archie is 9 and Leo is almost 2. They’re wonderful little babies and I just hope this letter reaches you still having a good relationship with archie. I know he’s a little teen now but back in my time, he’s the best little kid and we’re as thick as thieves. He just did his first stop motion animation the other day and is so happy about it. I am too! Tbh I’m losing interest in this as I type it, so **** off, old man. Lol hope you still have some hair!