A letter from Jul 12th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, You're either alive, or you're already dead and decomposing somewhere under 6 feet. hOPEFULLY NOT! We don't want your dumbass dying yet, yeah? That'd be so depressing, so please make it until 84 years old or whatever. (But that would be impossible considering the amount of meat you ingest every year) Today is July 12th, year 2021: wherein Charli D'amelio and her sister and all those problematic tiktok "content creators" are still widely relevant. COVID is still here like the little ***** it is. Oh, and how can I forget? You're still 14 right now. (No, you are still not going through the "mom this isn't a phase" edgelord wannabe emo phase, as of now. Which is a good thing ...?) Anyways, I do hope that you're doing good now. You're 19, which means that you're a big girl already. I hope that you're not wasting your time on your stupid phone anymore, because there are various productive things you could do that is beneficial, for not just your physical well-being, but for your mental health as well. . . I hope that your stubborn *** would take time to admire the beauty of the nature, and to be grateful for what you have now. Oh! And I also hope that you're attending college with BS in Political Science now! But, even if you gave up on your dreams of becoming a lawyer and studied something else, that's okay! Just like what we always say, "Go with your own pace" am I right? Haha. But I swear to ******* god, if I turn out a high school drop out with no life, I TAKE BACK MY WORDS ITS BETTER TO DIE BEFORE THE AGE OF 84 YOU DUMB *****. Not that I have any prejudices against those kind of people, since I know that you know that some of them people who wasn't able to graduate probably make more income than people who finished college. It's just not for me, I am not built for this. But if that really happens (hopefully not because once again, I am not mentally prepared for this ********), do remember that this is your past and present self's fault. Do not go and blame other people for your mistakes, 'cause girl you already lost the chance of having a stable job, at least grab and keep that remaining dignity of yours. I am getting out of topic haah. I guess we- I mean *I* will end this right here. If someone still haven't told you this yet; um, you're really cool. You are fascinating. And as much of an ******* and burden you are to the society, you're actually really fun to vibe with. I hope that when you finally get to read this poorly constructed letter, you've grown to become more open to people, and a bit more sociable. I also wish for you to stop keeping your feelings to yourself, and start verbalizing your concerns and opinions more. Whatever happens, happens. On a new day, always remember to be the better version of yourself compared to- yOu gET IT,, this is so cheesy omfg Go with your own pace. Um. Okay, bye. Love you ...? Nah, that sounds so narcissistic, and you ain't even that good looking, so.. Well, I do hope that you're hot now. Okay, fr though, bye.