A letter from Jun 9th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, Well then, let’s get started shall we? In the case that you don’t get a new email and get this email (even though you never check your mail anyways), I have some questions for you. First off, are you happy? You better be and else my years of suffering in school and trying to make friends was for nothing. Second, do you have a job? If you don’t then I’m disappointed in you. VERY disappointed. Your job better be good too and else I’m gonna slap you. If your having a hard time then I’m sorry for this??? Anyways, are you still extremely paranoid because of horror stuff? If you keep watching it you better stop or I’ll watch some really bad gore and stay traumatised for the rest of my life :)) Anyways, do you have a boyfriend ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Yes? Oh. Slap yourself right now. Do it. Did you do it? Ok good :)) NOW BREAK UP W HIM Anyways, in the events that you remember the day that this happened uh good job I guess. Do you want a medal for it? Do you find me cringy yet? Cause I sure do. DID U FINALLY HAVE YOUR ******* GLOW UP No? Wow, I grew my hair out for nothing. Man, you suck smh.