A letter from Jun 3rd, 2021

Dear Oz, Hello, how’re you doing? I’m aware of the fact that that’s kind of a stupid question, considering you can’t exactly respond, but I’m gonna ask it anyways because I never know how to start letters. I’m listening to Animal Crossing music while I write this, so it might be kind of funny if you listen to Animal Crossing music while you read this. Remember the playlist, “Animal Crossing Music to Empty your Head” by Vapidbobcat? Try listening to that one again, it’s a good playlist. Anyways, it might be good to actually write what I’m supposed to write, so how’s all your aspirations going? Knowing myself, I probably ended up planning out a whole life for myself but never actually followed through with it. I’m going to pretend that’s not the case, though. Which of the 70 different career options did you choose? My guess is that it wasn’t any of the ones I actually want right now, considering none of them are really very stable as jobs. In other words, you’re probably not doing art freelance, writing, live streaming, Youtube, or game development, right? Knowing you, you probably did something like politics. I’m allowed to make fun of you, you’re me. Did you ever get any pets? If you did, it’s probably a cat or a bird, right? Or maybe you got both, and didn’t realize that’s a horrible decision, considering cats eat birds. I honestly hope I’m smart enough to realize that’s a bad decision in the future. If you didn’t get any pets, my guess would be that you’re either broke, or every time you tried to buy one, you were rejected, because your house is a mess and any pet seller would have to be insane to sell a pet to you. You know what I’m talking about. Go clean your house. No, seriously, go clean your house. We both know that after reading this, you’re going to act like this is some sort of sign that you should go clean your house, and you’re going to laugh at it, but then you’re not going to do anything. Go clean your house. If I can’t get my current self to clean up, then I’m going to get my future self to clean up. Moving on, how’s Ky doing (Can't write his actual name, since that would violate terms and conditions lol)? How about Liam? You better have talked to them recently. If you haven’t talked to them recently, go talk to them, unless you’re not friends with them anymore, in which case, go outside and get some friends, I know just as well as you that you’re not gonna willingly talk to random people, so go talk to them while you’re still in college, so you can talk to people you actually know rather than strangers. I mean, I’m assuming you’ve gone to college. You better have gone to college, because if you didn’t then I’m going to find some way to time travel over there and confiscate all your belongings until you go to college. What type of media do you like? Right now I like stuff like Dream SMP, and Undertale. ARGs and horror are also pretty good. Do you still like horror? If you’ve stopped watching horror movies, and now you actually get scared by jump scares and really cheap tricks, I’m very disappointed in you. Anyways, I should probably wrap this up. This is kind of fun, so I think something I might do is use this website I found, FutureMe, and actually send this. I’ll probably send another one, just talking about how I’ve gotten to this point, and set it for 5 years in the future. Then I can add on to it, and send it another 5 years. That could be fun. I know I’ve been joking around this whole time, but I genuinely hope you’re doing well, considering you’re me. Who knows, maybe you’re a famous author who plays Minecraft on Twitch in their free time, and you have a cat and a dove who miraculously get along, and you have a degree in forensic psychology and law? I doubt that’s the truth, but all jokes aside, try and at the very least finish college, alright? Also, write to your future self about whether or not your views on things have changed. Right now I’m just following the least negative impact rule, so let your future self know whether or not you disagree. Sincerely, You