A letter from May 27th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, Dear Future Me, Hey, how are you doing? If you are reading this just know you are five years older since the time you wrote this. Remember the day you wrote this, there was a blackout in Eldoret and you had just finished watching YAP TV's "A letter to my future self", brings back nostalgia doesn't it? I have alot if questions to ask you, where do I even begin? Are you a happy man right now or do you still watch sad videos so that you can make yourself cry? Do you have real friends now? Friends that you go out together and have fun and you are always there for each other or 'just people that you know each other'? Are they good people or bad ones? Do they take you to bars? Have you drunk alcohol or are you still the food old Sam? Do you have long distance friends too? How far are they from you? Do you still talk to Angie? Are you guys still best friends or you've forgotten about each other? She has finished school already right now btw. Is 'Btw' still a thing or it has faded? Do BTS still sing and top charts? You remember Hannah right? The day you wrote this letter is the day she she also texted you since you guys broke up. Do you guys still talk? Is she normal or still hurt by what you did? I surely hope you guys are. What about Margaret, do you guys still talk? By now she is done with school, what grade did she get? How is May 2026, my man? Do you go to church? Which church? What happened to Calvary chapel? Are you addicted to any drug out there? Or are you only addicted to a cute girl you are lucky to call your girlfriend? Are you dating? Are you married? Do you have children? Are you employed? The last time you remember, you had a B plain in your KCSE examination and you didn't know what course to take. What course did you take? How was your campus life? Are you a journalist? A lawyer? A teacher? How many interviews have you gone for so far? Are you ready to begin the next phase of your life? What about clothes! What clothes so people wear at 2026? Do you have the latest fashion? The latest shoes? Have you started hitting the gym? Are you famous? Did you enjoy the first part of your 20s? Have you learned from your mistakes? How is your bank account? Are you rich? Are you poor? Average? Are you a YouTuber? How many subscribers do you have? Do you still support Manchester United? How many trophies have we won? Is Bruno Fernandes still hanging goals week in week out? How about Rashford? Does Pogba still play for you guys? Is Dean Henderson still your keeper? Do you have a Man Utd Jersey? Do you watch every single game? Do your parents still live at Langas? At those same houses? Are they alive? ( I hope God protected you guys over the years). What happened to their dream of living in that big blue roofed house that belonged to Kina Chumba? What about the plot you guys own at Mosoriot? What about your sister? Is she working? Is she married? Does she have children? Is she stables in life? How did her schooling life continue? What about social media! Does Facebook exist? Instagram? Snapchat? Telegram? Twitter? Did you eventually rejoin Facebook? Do you use the same insta handle. How are your DMs? Did you get a reply from Marsai Martin ? Do you still have Snapchat? How are your photos? Did you reinstall Telegram? How many followers do you have on Instagram and Twitter? Does Drake still sing good music? How many awards did he have now? What about Bey T? What about Halsey? Did Rihanna make a comeback in music? Does Taylor Swift still sing? Who is the newest musician you like? Has Marmar Oso become International? What about Lucidious? Have you started listening to gengetone? Do you still talk to high school friends? Primary school friends? Campus friends? How successful are they? Have you jerk off? Have you had *** now? With a condom or without a condom? Do you have your own place now? Did your get a sponsor? Are you *** or straight? Do you still talk to Elaine? Do you still talk to Brandy? Did anything happen between you two? Who are your current favorite youtubers? Does PewDiePie exist? Did Ryan Higa make a comeback in making skits? Do you still watch Brent Rivera? Hannah Stocking? Anwar Jibawi? Wong Fu? A*** Waheed? LeendaD Production ? Just for laugh Gags? Jimmy Kimmel? James Corden? Trevor Noah? Graham Norton? 442oons? B/R Football? Did Coronavirus get defeated? We're you vaccinated? Does Michael Olunga still play? Naomi Osaka? Rafael Nadal? Antony Elanga? Mason Greenwood? Shola Shoretire? Phil Foden? What is your current hairstyle? Have you gone bald? Do you have a Netflix account? Do you like series lately? What kind of phone do you have now? IPhone? Do you have a TV? A fridge? Are you still positive everyday? Do you wear spectacles right now? Do you wear suits? Do you have grey hair? I am looking forward to you reading this. Yours Truly, Past Sam.