A letter from May 25th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, If your reading this I’m already dead. Just joking you ******* moron put the tissues away. So how is life in 2025 have you lost your virginity yet you sad barstard? Is RONA still at large, hope not lets hope I’m not dead as well otherwise this is ******* pointless. You got a girlfriend yet you lonely fool. Follow up question is she ugly and if she is get rid of her you can do better. Have you moved out, doubt it also how much are they charging you rent bit bloody rude isn’t it. Abbie thinks she’s going to do labour work with her dad doubt that has worked out. Anyway might as well bugger ooof now doubt you’ve read this far you probably only read the first line you lazy git. Adios, little George.