A letter from May 24th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, On this day ten years ago, you were horrified by a terribly audacious and misogynistic text sent by your horrible (not official) first boyfriend. Five years after (so today) your position at Michaels was officially terminated because of the whole stealing fiasco. It is also Rigatoni Pasta Day. How are you now? Hopefully you have had better romantic luck. What have we learned from these experiences? Men are trash and stealing is bad (thou shalt not steal is one of the ten commandments, duh). All the best, Erika P.S say hi to Brookie and River-kins