A letter from May 13th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, What the **** are you doing with your life now then mate?? Still with Lilian? She’s a ****** good girl I hope your treating her well. Hows life now? 5 years into the future if you ain’t invested in crypto your a ******* idiot. You got kids? I hope not 25 is way to early ya ******. Hope you’ve stopped smoking weed by then too it’s a useless hobby and costs way to much than you can afford, reflect on these years and how you’ve wasted it getting stoned **** your even stoned as your writing this and it’s not even mid day. On a real tho if you have stopped smoking and achieved all the goals I have set out then I honestly can’t wait to see what the future holds From past me?? Idk how to sign this off Ps don’t forget the ******* hairline surgery you bald ****