A letter from May 13th, 2021

Dear ****, Hope you still exist, if not hello to the computer overlord that discover this email by accident. Five years into the future is a long *** time, its a quarter of mine now (21) and I'm doing my finals at home cause the virus. University will probably always be a disappointment in our memory and how cringe we tried to fit in was off the chart, maybe you will have better social cues then. Again remember, ******* with no life goals are pathetic so don't just marry any **** with all that sperm in your brain. You probably still hate mum for her incompetence and dad for his lack of empathy but it's just the cards that we are dealt with, they don't have much time left. I am now crying like a stupid ***** cause I don't know if i would succeed or just be average guy living his life repeatedly till the day he dies. Remember around 30 would be the end of your beginner trial so better settle on something before 27. While finding someone to die with is cool and all, don't take **** from passive aggressive ***** like the person we know just to settle, it would just **** your interest and suck every bit of the fun out of everything. I hope immortality exist now since my crippling existential crisis still exist and if my digital self read this, know that human brain is dumb and we cry to sleep every night thinking we won't wake up. I hope you at least have a job and can live without debt and there wont be a nuclear warfare created by those dumb *** ************* thinking they are above other humans. Maybe secret of universe and dimension is discovered or maybe we just cease to exist cause the universe is just a fart in the 5th dimension. 1) Pride is the enemy, stop thinking your better and LEARN FROM OTHERS 2) Dont have debt, if you have like debt you can't deal with, either ask Dad for money or live your whole trying to pay off, which means jump off the roof 3) You cant buy time, try living a little but understand your wasting time 4) You need people and connections whether you think they yep their mouth too much or not, try to assume the best of others, this can help you tolerate more 5) Stop hating yourself for existing $) MEDIOCRITY IS WORSE THAN FAILURE %) LIFE IS NOTHING MORE THAN A POPULARITY CONTEST #) EVERYTHING WILL CEASE TO EXIST ONE DAY SO DO WHATEVER YOU WANT scene a) Business I have no idea how the **** you did it, maybe you found a rich and ugly *****, maybe you got found by a mentor. Either way, it's quite incredible what you did and probably have less moral codes now which honestly we didn't have much in the first place except times we pretend to in front of others. You probably didn't waste much time on woman cause by miracle for once you can focus on something, but remember relationships need to be maintained, people don't just develop without your input. I hope you don't work yourself to ***** or even worse, want to die from your work, if so please stop wasting your life and go find something you want to do, there isn't much time left. scene b) working up the ladder Why did you do this is beyond my goal, maybe family have some issues or the people you work with are genuinely good but remember the biggest buck always lies on top. If you have a high position, you should start trying to get to management or marketing. If you have a low position, remember to see clearly if you are treated correctly, if your boss is a **** or are you not doing enough. There is no such thing as not good enough but you don't want it enough or you're scared of changing. scene c) nothing What the **** are you doing? I hope you're not wasting your time on woman at least, i don't know what to say honestly except just do something, anything. Go ******* be a welder or electrician, stop being a useless ****, your time is slipping and when the inflation hits you will be in a vicious cycle of consumption. NO you don't know how to live in the wild and no your family's money is not enough for you to live rest of your life. Remember why we want money, it is very possible immortality can be achieved and when that day comes and you don't have any money? Don't say i didn't told you so, you pathetic piece of ****. Maybe I am too harsh on you but a man without goals is no man but an animal, remember your lessons and don't make us regret. Till ***** do us apart ********