A letter from May 1st, 2021

Dear FutureMe, hi ur gonna be 18 when u get this jesus christ im probably being too ambitious with the 5 year date but i just got one from may 2nd 2020 so i thought why not go further this time its may 1st, 2021. i am 12st 6lbs (i think). ive lost 6lbs. im 13 and somewhere between 5’1-5’3 because of my horrific posture im in year 9 and kind of boring i dont really do anything as u probably remember whats covid like? hopefully gone in 5 ******* years but u never know did u ever do anything cool? does vodka still taste like rubbing alcohol i choose my options in like a week which is probably my biggest problem as of right now LMAO download eloras raid u ***** its still fun okay literally ask selap stuff about me rn! i watch the misfits ted nivison jschlatt u get the idea pretty joker arc-y have i got a nose job yet did you ever read natives by akala i am TRYING to read that book but i just cant hopefully u didnt fail ur gcses or a levels or anything this might be a longshot but anything with selap? do u still talk? when did u stop talking? maybe i met him woah thatd be cool this is if i did lose weight: dont take it for granted please its such an improvement just enjoy yourself and think about how lucky you are. im trying reminder to eat squirty cream just bc i really want some rn GET THR CHOCOLAYE ONE ive never tried it before play valorant its fun i promise it is still fun williams mr remember among us and what a huge meme it became yup it is still in that phase did u ever get a pc idk did u ever get through bojack horseman i watched one season and it took SO long awkward but i bet ur still a virgin 😐 i literallg cant think of anything else did u move to truro are u even still in cornwall what did u do for a levels. was it history law and sociology? bc thats what i kinda wanna do know i hope i do. hows archie? ur cat? any piercings? literally anything like that still a girl? LMAO