A letter from Apr 27th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, istg if you’re still depressed and unmotivated I’ll build a time machine and come over to whoop yo ***. Also, do you have at least an ounce of romance yet??? Cos I’m lonely here and am falling in love with anime boys, please get us a real one 🙏 And please tell me you got straight As in your A Levels, and did we go to Uni and if so, is it the one we wanted? U better be acting by now cos how else are we supposed to meet the Superior Three and the other gs, and if any of them are dead by now then make sure you just go and bury yourself next to them cos otherwise there’s no point in life. OKAY BYE U DUMB SKET