A letter from Apr 20th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, Hey you. You’re 32 now, you’re desperately searching for a job—your first job outside of English teaching. You’ve been rejected 40+ times and have applied to well over 100 places. You’re not in a great spot, in fact, your visa expires in 4 months if you don’t get your **** together. But you found a way, didn’t you? Of course you did. There’s nothing you’ve ever truly failed at. Except dad jokes. Shame on you.