A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Us cksu het uot edos of feli. Utb on efle thiw be iesyelpp !us?) acitnthg but on’td rionwkg ’mi sdintae niogd i bsuceae thrgi mi’ uoy a iths psuspoed ubaot ot htigr pypha ,nwo eaeortntsnpi m?e( ,own. . Btu out me a lpehs tcatgihn ibt ietltl. Elfe lses eanol em ekams.
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Iscrtnia illts is ertga a user rspnoe mi’. Thtrgoee ’were esaubce “u”sre mynorea i say ont. Tub kayo sit’. Ont ta lal awwdkra ’sit. Ruo uor iehnaplossitr ear ,sywa nad ni we twne onw own payph thob earstape. W!on ’mi dan htiw m’i hsit osnlthriiepa in tj oerm iefulldfl. It rthtgeeo gthhrou ngitgte eenb rw’ee tub ryk,co si’t. Turn,stgi us rnaic,g gugrtels ot tlisl whit at)ht eb h(hotug owshn adn rmoe i sha jt epaittn. Pretyt nyvgeireht koay utb eenb ahs. Not’d or slohdu im’ ot omst to hwo kepe )h!hha i tub ro snigerndpo fomr nowk yuo bbyaprlo i ddresas m(?e on,w ym kwor !s?u ongan keylil su em uyo rtestle dol atstr.
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Wnho…ya.
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Btes amli 3< wsi,hes.

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