A letter from April 1st, 2021

Peaceful right?

Dear Mila, This is you from the past! Obviously🍄 (LOOK! MUSHROOM). Anyway! This is me procrastinating because I feel like homework sucks the life out of you. Today I have quite a few things to do actually and I feel motivated, but not enough to get started now. We'll see what happens... I feel like Cristian is annoyed with me today, and for some reason it kind of hurts because he had an attitude for no reason. LIKE I LITERALLY DIDN'T EVEN SAY ANYTHING. Anyway... just so you know, I stopped caring- OMG HE JUST RESPONDED TO MY MESSAGE. Okay but I'm still annoyed because he was mean. ANYWAY! Yeah, so I don't care. Men are wack I literally just can't anymore. Are you still with him? I know I'm saying all of this, but he's still an amazing person. If you're not, then this is awkwaaaarrrrd... Okay, I should probably start my homework now................................. unless.... nah I'm playing... I think... I'm so tired T_T Have a supercalifragilisticexpialidocious day ;) hhhhhh....whatamidoing???? OKAY BYE! :'( - George Franklin APRIL FOOLS! It's actually ME! YOU! :D OKIE! BYE!

Epilogue

7 months later

Dear Mila,

THAT MUSHROOM IS SO CUTE, ISN’T IT! 🥹 LOOK AT THIS ONE: 🦦 OTTER!

You’re right. Homework...

Csku us teh of dose out ilef. But on eoupdpss ?e(m im’ uoy im’ to tnhgtcai btu a hgrti atbuo leef sith epeypsil usbecea wrigonk s?!)u gdino eb repaetionsnt atenids ypaph ,wno d’nto wthi tihgr no,w i. . Htncgtia me tou phlse bti but a ttiell. Elfe aloen less smkea me.
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Rnpeos lilts itaisrnc a is m’i suer trgae. Teogreht say i eyanorm aeucbes “seu”r otn ew’re. It’s but ykoa. Rawdwka ton is’t lla ta. Saretpae itnrseahilops own tobh uro era dna we s,ayw hyapp onw in oru nwet. Ihst nda ni o!nw mi’ sronitpailhe ’im thiw oemr tj lulefldfi. Rew’e eben eghtroet ti ist’ gthorhu ubt gienttg kyr,co. Illts h(oghtu to nwsoh ihwt i eb t)tah itrtsung, igcrn,a su nda lgturges more hsa panttie jt. Has rettpy utb yoka ergiehvytn nbee. Me(? yeklil ro dol or no,w us?! btu oyu gnnao us rowk ot ah)hh! i blabroyp satrt otms tslrtee i eorpdinsng rdaedss hdulso onkw my ot form owh eekp dtno’ mi’ oyu me.
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Whnayo….
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3< iaml wshs,ei tebs.