A letter from March 22nd, 2021

Dear FutureMe, By this time, you should be getting screamed at by little children from their bedrooms and smothered with kisses at the same time. You won’t remember but when you wrote this letter, you were bored as **** at work waiting for the next kid to walk through the door to join the army. That same day, you found out that someone had thrown up on the hood of your car after attending your wife’s friends wedding..... it’s okay, I’m sure it got worse over the years. A few things that you need to be reminded of because I know you can forget very easily. 1) always love more than you hate 2) your wife is always right (shhhh just deal with it) 3) teach the kids a sport, and make sure they say yes sir and no sir! 4) you got married may 24th 2020 lol (not that you would forget that) lol 5) cherish every moment! 6) last but not least, live each day like it’s your last, and never go to bed angry! I’ll hear from you in 5 more years loser!