A letter from March 3rd, 2021

Dear Future Jennifer, Hey hey hey, hoe how's it goin?? :D holy cow ur in college! And I'm not surprised, ur still single! 😃 Still a virgin? **** u suck. Anygays, how many crushes do u have? Wait- no-- lemme guess,,, overrrr, 40? I'm prolly right lel. But yeah, r u, myka, a*** and gian r still close? Also, pls tell u got a job to get ur own money and get an apartment. Oh I almost forgot, how's ur 18th bday? Good? Well poggers to u. This is 13 year old jennifer signing out.