A letter from February 12th, 2021

Dear Me, How are you? if you're wondering who I am, I'm you! Well, you from five years ago. So whats up? Tell me the tea sis, yes I know you think I am weird, but I'm you, so deal with it. Anyhoo I'm guessing you graduated? Cuz if not understandable. Oooh do You have a boyfriend? Is he cute? OOOOH I almost forgot, have you shifted yet? I haven't, but I hope I will soon. Btw you better appreciate this email because I'm literally supposed to be working on something. Ooh that reminds me, are you still friends with Alicia and Maddie? I mean idk cuz you probably went separate ways. So how is Mom, Dad, or Edna (Eden)? Is Eden successful yet? Is she still a *****? Does she still love harry styles? Do you still love Draco Malfoy? Are you depressed? Are you doing drugs/alcohol? If so please get help, you can have such a better life without them. Anyhoo, enough about drugs, what do you do for a living? I have know idea what I'm (you're) gonna be. Ok well, I'm not sure what else to say, I guess have fun with life. Okay welp Imma get back to work so that you don't fail english class. Oky BYEEEEEEE