A letter from February 11th, 2021

Dear FutureMe, How r u? If u didn't go to ur dream college we fighting prdt!!!! How's Bella? Is she still mean or was that just a phase? What about Michael? Is he still in school, or does he have a job? Wait, I wonder if he has a girlfriend. Here is some motivation for college GIRL GET YOU BIG FAT BOOTY OUT OF BED AND FINALLY DO SOMETHING USEFUL WITH YOUR LIFE BUM!!!!!! R u still friends with the people from middle school like Fredy and Vanessa. BC IF NOT U BETTER START TALKING TO THEM AGAIN U LITTLE OOMPA LOOMPA. Motivational speech #2 MS. MA'AM U BETTER BE IN COLLEGE FOR THE FULL 8-10 YEARS MOM AND DAD R NOT PAYING FOR YOU TO DROP OUT AND NOT BECOME A PEDIATRICIAN. Purrrrrrrr. Ur probably in ur college dorm reading this with ur friends, thinking how aggressive u were. AND THTS TRUE PURRRRRRR. ( if u r not reading this, then u died from CORONA, CHLAMYDIA, ARTHRITIS, OR GETTING RAN OVER BY A BUS WITH TOM HOLLAND DRIVING IN IT. " I’m not hip-hop. I’m Tyler."- TyLeR tHe CrEaToR OKAY, BYE AND GET BK TO WORK PRDT!!!!