A letter from December 2nd, 2020

Dear FutureMe, You still alive? You must be in your 30's now. You getting old, arent you? Is Placebo still your favorite artist? Do you still listen songs that you dont even understand? I hope you do. If you married, god **** you. You did the biggest mistake of your life. I hope you did not marry with some boring guy at least. I dont know about your ideal husband, but mine is not some boring, rude, non-passionate ********** for sure. Please, marry a guy like A*** Driver, okay? I hope your taste in men did not change! Do you still have hundreds book to read? Do you still delaying reading them? If you are, don't. Bad news! Its been 5 years. I've just informed about Berra to send a mail to her future as well. She must be talking to her future children now. I hope we both read our future letters side by side. Both alive and well, both happy. That me dont have good memories , so I hope you have some surprises for me, future me. Im here creating my own memory by writing you. How desperate! Take care.