A letter from November 29th, 2020

Future Unity, I hope you get a SWEEEEET job soon, did you pass your GCSE's?? If you did, well done, lots of love! If you didn't...well, why are you still reading? Hopefully by now you will have a ******** ton of money(SEND SOME BACK TO ME)……. So...how is your lovelife? Anyone special? Nah of course not, you're too lazy to be in a relationship lol Not being rude maybe you're super fit... idk I can't see me getting fit in 5 years but you never know. Covid is banished? Right?? Phew. So, are you moping? Feeling sorry for yourself?? Still living with mum I expect, then again we need to look after her. Stop fighting, please. Anyway I have to dash. Oh, by the way...Happy birthday! Past Unity x P.S. Is your room clean and did/do you have Sphinx Rats yet? :) Hope you names them Alexi and Claes...or Daisy! If you didn't...that's alright. Love you, say hi to Izzy and hug mummy <3