A letter from November 3rd, 2020

Hi there HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! IDK HOW OLD U ARE BUT UR AN ADULT CONGRATS!! Also congrats on finishing uni! That’s absolutely wild. How are you doing?? Have you come out to mum yet? She probably knows. Tell her soon if you haven’t already. How’s Max? I hope you’re still together. It’s okay if you’re not, please don’t cry you ******* drama queen. If you are, hey, that’s ******* brilliant!! Marry him please and thank you. I hope you’re not broke and tired and sad all the time. If i could send you a fiver to buy a monster and a flapjack i would. But i’m broke too lol. Hope all is well and you’re not dead. Hope you actually still use this email. Hope the world hasn’t ended. Shave your head or something if you haven’t already. EAT A BRICK LOVE YOU XXXXX btw ik you’ll be disappointed i didn’t write more but hey i am a disappointment 😈😈 xx